Death by coconut.

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sassbackwards

@Walkingmayo · X

@________78____ @zoraslovechild My punishment in hell is going to be perpetual death by coconut crab

Let's talk briefly about "death by coconut". A 1984 paper "Injuries Due to Falling Coconuts" written by Dr. Peter Barss, a surgeon working at a provincial hospital in Papua New Guinea estimated that over a 4 yr period at that hospital, 2.5% of trauma admits were for coconut related injury.

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Daberechi.

@Kollerkunzultz · X

@creepydotorg Death by coconut: approximately 150 people die annually from falling coconuts. Who knew enjoying a tropical paradise could be so dangerous

"Zipolite Nude Beach Days | Death by Coconut?" Video & Images: ▶️ fullfrontal.life?p=22047 Our time in Zipolite is nearing an end. It's been just over three months since we arrived on the Oaxaca coast... #Zipolite #NudeBeach #Naturism #PlayaNudista #BeachLife #Naturist #GayCouple #Nudist #Nudism

You're most likely to encounter this dubious factoid in comparison to shark attack deaths: "150 people/year experience death by coconut, while sharks only kill 5." Neither of those rates is based on a careful analysis of data.

Death by coconut Generally not a problem in Canada, at least not in 2025. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_b...

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Ty Rich

@Barrelrich · X

@oskarblues what happened to "death by coconut" tastes like poop this year.....

TIL there’s a Wikipedia page for death by coconut en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_b...

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User

@UserPux · X

Amelia Earhart did not get raped to death by coconut crabs for this https://t.co/hQdFfg3CJc

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Ty Rich

@Barrelrich · X

@oskarblues @GABF @drinkdales Whoever brewed the death by coconut, needs to be fired, they forgot the coconut part......

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ロス恋レーベン

@loskoishi · X

Death by coconut 悪くはないが変な味 https://t.co/KiPpvLTJeH

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WILK Newsradio

@WILKNewsradio · X

Disclaimer: Jason wasn't drunk. This week we try Death By Coconut from Oskar Blues, Lindo Sabatini shares some Halloween insight in and around Sabatini's Bottleshop & Bar, and Bil has plenty of Beer News! Listen---> https://t.co/TcvYOXEIBQ #FridayBeerBuzz https://t.co/YmLViSEeUW

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M.

@tomorrowdaworld · X

@Biomaven (Coconut) water kills! https://t.co/fvcuYrWKqn (death by hyperkalemia, patient in that case survived)

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Redstone Liquors

@RedstoneLiquors · X

Ten fidy imperial stout and death by coconut porter (think almond joy) by the folks at @oskarblues now in store Redstone Liquors App and website or get it delivered via DoorDash https://t.co/ohtlyGisnE

Be hair! Coconuts can kill not just by falling on you, but with their delicious juices. "Death by coconut can also occur as sudden cardiac death caused by hyperkalemia after consuming moderate to large quantities of coconut water, due to its high potassium level." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_b...

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Beer Street Journal

@BeerSTJournal · X

@SeahawkDave @oskarblues Agreed. Loved Deviant Dales. Realized today it's been too long since we've had Death by Coconut

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BigHeadsBottleShop

@SulaBigHead1 · X

Get after some #dark treats that have been landing in the shop recently from @boulevard_beer Proper Pour #imperialstout #casks #barrels @breweryommegang All Hallows Treat #imperial #chocolate #peanutbutter #stout @oskarblues Death By Coconut

Not more deadly than coconuts... yet.

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Oskar Blues Brewery

@oskarblues · X

No tricks, just treats. We’re bringing back another cult classic from the OB archives!

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Hindustan Times

@htTweets · X

Two daily wage women workers crushed to death by coconut tree in Kerala https://t.co/Wk1m0BWgNd

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The Stem & Stein

@TheStemAndStein · X

We just tapped Oskar Blues Death By Coconut Porter -- an American Porter from Lyons, CO at 6.5% abv.

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marlee

@eras2our · X

@snoopysapphic says the death by coconut man

Do love a good coconut Stout Amy Death by Coconut

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Beidi Hachram

@Beidi_Hachram · X

@Jellybeanethics @BenBurgis @AnaKasparian Dear Death-by-Coconut Stop talking. Make your username a reality.

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al ⭐️

@okayesttrash · X

RT @dancingraiin: death by coconut https://t.co/ct4IsykHnp

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⭐I'm the peepaw‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ starwalker⭐

@Prastya_ · X

RT @dancingraiin: death by coconut https://t.co/ct4IsykHnp

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ඞඞඞ

@dancingraiin · X

death by coconut https://t.co/ct4IsykHnp

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Tạp Chí Beer

@tapchibeer · X

Death By Coconut: Say Đắm 'Cái Chết Ngọt Ngào' • Xuất xứ: Mỹ • Độ cồn: 6.5% • Nhà máy: Oskar Blues Grill & Brew • Phong cách: Robust Porter https://t.co/WzXXqXsmjc

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Kinzie from Texas

@boardingrbbt · X

@MsMelChen Did you add death by coconut? Make sure you not ro forget them. You number just doubled.

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MattStopa

@MattStopa · X

@mhenrixon @MsMelChen Man, just completely unexpected. Only thing worse is death by coconut. I mean, how does your family even explain that? I was in Vietnam for a few months and was always really paranoid under the coconut trees.

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Morris "The Cat" Satoshi

@satochikitty · X

@TB1Kinobe @noascar Death by Coconut. ☠️https://t.co/AbssCxzVcm

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Roob

@DoobyRoob · X

@methjoints last death by coconut 2 years ago......suspicious....

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Carl E Bartlett

@bartlett_e98657 · X

@FightWithMemes They think that's what happened to Amelia Earhart Death by coconut crab

wait this one is better

You ought to try some Magic Rock brewery if you can. If you're looking for something more local to you check out death by coconut.

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sassbackwards

@Walkingmayo · X

@________78____ @zoraslovechild My punishment in hell is going to be perpetual death by coconut crab

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MsKittyGemma

@MsKittyGemma · X

@AnniePants02_ Death by coconut.

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Kris I.

@KrisIyengar · X

@itsrossmatthews @Mappy6984 I don’t ever understand paying out so much when so many accidents happen…. Funniest and real danger death by coconut falling on your head. Beach time accident

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Valon ۞

@valpresheva · X

@_01_01_01_01_ @StonedOnQat i found this. kind of scary not gonna lie, used to love coconut milk but idk if i do now https://t.co/HPfhY0HigJ

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Normz

@Normaneeeeee · X

@MarioNawfal Death by coconut milk

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The Uncivil Servant

@theuncivilserv1 · X

@theskepticalind @YearOfRat Was that MO Death By Coconut Water ?

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@eddierichtofenz · X

@Abramsparadise you get one listen then death by coconut milk

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@F1EDL · X

@pvtfork death by coconut

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Fetterman’s Lump

@Fettermans_Iump · X

@BeepBoo09508727 @PresidentToguro I’m sorry I cannot agree with any being who claims that the wiki page for “death by coconut” is useless

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Beep Boop Bop

@BeepBoo09508727 · X

@PresidentToguro Tried to look up if the Hawaii/hula chair people got sued out of existence and I got the wiki page for death by coconut. Useless

That sounds great, I am a fan of chocolate and peanut butter style milk stouts. Death by Coconut from Oskar Blues too!

"Zipolite Nude Beach Days | Death by Coconut?" Video & Images: ▶️ fullfrontal.life?p=22047 Our time in Zipolite is nearing an end. It's been just over three months since we arrived on the Oaxaca coast... #Zipolite #NudeBeach #Naturism #PlayaNudista #BeachLife #Naturist #GayCouple #Nudist #Nudism

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Factoids 101

@PrepSportsPlus · X

Bored to Death Genre: Comedy Detective comedy, drama, Crime, Mystery, Neo-noir Created by: Jonathan Ames Starring: Jason Schwartzman, Zach Galifianakis, Ted Danson, Heather Burns Opening theme"Bored to Death" by Coconut Records No. of seasons3 Running timeapprox. 26 minutes https://t.co/s7P4DcWH6g

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pit bull safety club

@pb_super_fan · X

Nothing screams naivete quite like belief in urban legends and made up statistics about death by coconut used to justify pit bull ownership https://t.co/sdX4pyRG35

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CathyT

@CathyTermini · X

RT @catpoopburglar: @OneEyedAlpaca 1 cup of coconut water has 600 mg of potassium its so much that consuming 88 oz of it almost killed a m…

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claude shannon

@catpoopburglar · X

@OneEyedAlpaca 1 cup of coconut water has 600 mg of potassium its so much that consuming 88 oz of it almost killed a man: https://t.co/YPUmBv7uAU

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Cindy

@cindygamiere · X

@jjmmli Thank you! “Death by coconut” is a concern when lounging in this landscape. All clear this time….and ended up with a nice shot.

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Crow/トラビス

@Da_Scarecrow · X

death by coconut https://t.co/eyYhXwoU47

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Beer Adviser

@BeerAdviser · X

☠️ Death by Coconut ☠️ @oskarblues | Porter If this is how I go out, I’m going out happy.

☠️ Death by Coconut ☠️ Oskar Blues | Porter If this is how I go out, I’m going out happy.

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Melty Popsicle

@HighThoughtzzs · X

@Goldenapolis @DailyLoud It’s the first time something like this has happened in 16 years. That’s millions and millions of flights without incident You have a better chance of death by coconut

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Music Maker MX2 Producer Edition

@buyeedrugdealer · X

@kkokoro_noko id rather die in autism heaven than well………. death by coconut

death by coconut

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oskagoyvaerts

@oskagoyvae68372 · X

The wait is over, folks. We’re bringing Death By Coconut and Black Ice Oatmeal Stout back this Black Friday! Both releases will be available on tap and to-go for a limited time at our Longmont, CO and Brevard, NC taprooms. Swing by on Nov 29th and grab some while supplies last! https://t.co/TfOlircbZA

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sgrickyy

@sgrickyy · X

death by coconut is a legitimate threat in florida https://t.co/uLghpRFrLO

https://t.co/5iO3ISAXng

hmm…mulled wine, a hot toddy, coffee with Bailey’s, and Oskar Blues’s Death By Coconut beer

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Big Wang Bai

@AxlPif · X

"Death by Coconut Arrow" will crack even God up. God: "Wait, how did you die again? Can you say that slowly" https://t.co/jGZDOha9de https://t.co/wXK9ChxFiQ

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cooper ౨ৎ

@SapphicStonerz · X

death by coconut go kinda crazy tho ngl

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Vaisakh Nandan

@HerrHankyPanky · X

6. Death By…Coconut: falling coconut kills approx. 150 person per year , and hence the insurance https://t.co/MjuaqR6QBe

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Simon Judges

@JudgeySan · X

@BladeoftheS I've had four Covid jabs and I died after each one. In order: 1 - Death by coconut. 2 - Death from laughter. 3 - Execution by elephant. 4 - Spontaneous human combustion. But I'd do it all again. I'm hoping for death by space debris next.

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Captain.Obvious

@ManablazeMick · X

@warrenfer1 @JustABlackPug Hence the net under the tree, to minimize risk of death by coconut disease for those who sit in the shade

We all know I would 100% go and see a band called Death By Coconut

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xoxocompasión

@AvatarChae · X

@KMTSTREE Death by coconut is also very wild. Nigga died by fruit.

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Oskar Blues Brewery

@oskarblues · X

The wait is over, folks. We’re bringing Death By Coconut and Black Ice Oatmeal Stout back this Black Friday! Both releases will be available on tap and to-go for a limited time at our Longmont, CO and Brevard, NC taprooms. Swing by on Nov 29th and grab some while supplies last! https://t.co/87EEIbVe8b

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ImYerHuckleberry

@ImYerHucklebrry · X

@GuntherEagleman I choose death by coconut to the noggin

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Cato__1776

@Cato__1776 · X

Death by coconut https://t.co/qlqlJEIokB

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Eternity

@Alejandr0Castr0 · X

RT @adultswim: Death by coconut is pretty rare

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Ericson Smith

@ericson4smith · X

@chav_khun Careful with the pottasium content. I did for for a few months and almost blew out my heart. I cup contains 600mg (each about 2 cups = 1200mg) I was drinking a bit less than you each day. This almost happened to me... https://t.co/NTz3f92Woc

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Ulrike Ergenzinger

@Trickster32_UE · X

@visualtherapy_ Death by coconut, it can happen^^ https://t.co/6UJd4iWM5r

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JohnnyBoy

@JohnnyBoyArt · X

@AnastasiaNFTart lol! Death by coconut would be a good way to go! This is a crazy piece Anastasia - sharing...

death by coconut curry.... how i wanna go...

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Tyler

@Tyl3rl0v3sbry4n · X

RT @Jerrythemistake:

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big butter and egg man

@hmyesokaylets · X

@enjoy0r death by coconut...

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Nuggets

@JadeMasse2 · X

RT @Jerrythemistake:

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Jax Frost! ⛄️ superbutch

@mascluffy · X

@tzuyuseyelash @prince0fcha0s death by coconut so heartbreaking

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David

@Daviddakewlgui · X

RT @Jerrythemistake:

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임연어

@BxT_0725 · X

RT @Jerrythemistake:

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My BeerBuzz

@mybeerbuzz · X

Oskar Blues Death By Coconut Returns https://t.co/halSSJj5MB @oskarblues #CObeer #NCbeer #beernews #newbeer #beer #beers #beertwitter #cans #beerX #beerThreads https://t.co/DxeMboDwng

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Garrett

@GarrettKFry1 · X

@brunettebmbs Yep ! She definitely not blonde. Thank you for a useless picture. Tell that lady that death by coconut is a real thing sooo. Is is in real danger

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Luv Beer

@Luv_CraftBeer · X

Oskar Blues Brewery Releasing Taproom-Only Rum Barrel-Aged Death By Coconut and Ten FIDY: Founded by Dale Katechis in 1997 in Lyons, Colorado, Oskar Blues Brewery launched the craft beer-in-a-can apocalypse with their hand-canned, ... https://t.co/2bDW2IpP92

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newcitydad

@newcitydad · X

@GuntherEagleman Death by coconut tree please

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mellow lo

@yrmyremedy · X

Death by coconut

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Gayle Storm

@GayleStorm74 · X

RT @flatbush711:

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Jorge Hirmas

@misterhirmas · X

RT @flatbush711:

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shostiy

@zedshosty · X

@Hoopurrr Death by coconut https://t.co/6IyDFwcmSy

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Tomer in DevConnect

@tomerweller · X

@LindsayPoss do you wish to contribute to the "death by coconut" statistics? https://t.co/JwO1W3P1RK

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cheesesaladhead

@cheesesaladhead · X

@kenklippenstein Hopefully Kamala’s first act as president is to sentence JD Vance to death by coconut

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Thomas Howper

@_HowperT · X

RT @Jerrythemistake:

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CARTER

@robotsIovedeath · X

RT @Jerrythemistake:

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ClemmieRagatha

@ClemmieRagatha · X

@RowdyBuny death by coconut

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Johnny 2.0

@johnny_ver_2 · X

@creepydotorg The death by coconut thing always surprised me...

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Lydia Louie Pineau

@LydiaPine · X

RT @Kollerkunzultz: @creepydotorg Death by coconut: approximately 150 people die annually from falling coconuts. Who knew enjoying a tropic…

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Daberechi.

@Kollerkunzultz · X

@creepydotorg Death by coconut: approximately 150 people die annually from falling coconuts. Who knew enjoying a tropical paradise could be so dangerous

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gorgeous faggot

@softwaremotion · X

Death By Coconut Tree Summer https://t.co/hPHESkeX6X

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타일러10호팬

@7jig_jig_9 · X

RT @Jerrythemistake:

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ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ

@Andr3jH · X

"death by coconut" has its own wikipedia page. https://t.co/1soGqBxRyU

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Oromi

@oromi_romi · X

RT @Jerrythemistake:

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MewMew

@ShslFander · X

RT @Jerrythemistake:

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Bonemeal

@Bonemeal_ · X

RT @Jerrythemistake:

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sorry, can't stay.

@Rose5678839 · X

RT @Jerrythemistake:

You're most likely to encounter this dubious factoid in comparison to shark attack deaths: "150 people/year experience death by coconut, while sharks only kill 5." Neither of those rates is based on a careful analysis of data.

Let's talk briefly about "death by coconut". A 1984 paper "Injuries Due to Falling Coconuts" written by Dr. Peter Barss, a surgeon working at a provincial hospital in Papua New Guinea estimated that over a 4 yr period at that hospital, 2.5% of trauma admits were for coconut related injury.

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XD

@dag_sander · X

@DramaAlert https://t.co/3eTxAh6VF8

Haha what a way to go: death by coconut

https://t.co/UvVOdXXcYM

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Ajin Cherian

@itsajin · X

@Swapneel2010 @theliverdr You've made a common mistake of assuming that natural means safe. Excess consumption of coconut water can cause hyperkalemia. https://t.co/V8ofPSzzWY

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Daft_Plunk

@ZakA77ack · X

@cutmelodrama @papa_robs @food_maven @AJA_Cortes it definitely will and there are real life cases of it. Especially risky when exercising and "rehydrating" improperly with drinks high in potassium with insufficient sodium levels https://t.co/0XnvnP0Bz4

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Derrick Mclennon ©

@mv_mclennon · X

@OrganicLiveFood He reported drinking a total of eight 11-ounce bottles of coconut water throughout the day. He experienced a sudden onset of lightheadedness... https://t.co/I3uPS9puYq

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Nic

@earthenjoy3r · X

@DejaRu22 extremely bad for your kidneys and blood ph at that level https://t.co/czVja0anOR

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c0nc0rdance

@c0nc0rdance · X

@Emeal_ About 8 glasses were enough to cause syncope and fibrillation in a 42 year old man. The elderly might require far less. https://t.co/09rwc0uSAa

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Lukas

@Lukaesch · X

@auchenberg https://t.co/O0OamH20Jo

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Sewe Saldanha

@SeweS_ · X

Coconut water aka madafu, can kill CC @amerix https://t.co/yOfyJsWSp7

Drinking a Death By Coconut by @oskarblues - http://untp.beer/s/c853825407

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Carlos A Raggi

@carloraggi · X

@abrahamendieta Si tomas demasiada te podría dar hiperpotasemia (hiperkalemia), como a este hombre, que estuvo en peligro de muerte luego de tomar 2.6 litros: https://t.co/q7OxHkYQnn

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Carlos Prior ◟̽◞̽

@CarlosTommoPay · X

RT @docramiro: Obviamente estos casos son muy raros y no deberían captar tu atención en tus vacaciones en la playa o al disfrutar de esta…

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Ramiro Esparza

@docramiro · X

Obviamente estos casos son muy raros y no deberían captar tu atención en tus vacaciones en la playa o al disfrutar de esta bebida. Ref: https://t.co/pkonHE7iDd, https://t.co/Fpzi3Nx9Xn, https://t.co/vaZMWZ85tP, https://t.co/lRuEkVA2GD, https://t.co/56jkaXSJki https://t.co/uQhekXApK4

Drinking a Death By Coconut (2018) by @oskarblues - http://untp.beer/s/c701692195

Drinking a Death By Coconut by @oskarblues - http://untp.beer/s/c555819055

Drinking a Death By Coconut (2017) by @oskarblues - http://untp.beer/s/c552232284

As good as always - Drinking a Death By Coconut (2017) by @oskarblues - http://untp.beer/s/c539385530

One of my faves - Drinking a Death By Coconut (2016) by @oskarblues - http://untp.beer/s/c449407566

Drinking a Death By Coconut by @oskarblues at @sportsbeers — http://untp.beer/s/c425268413

Drinking a Death By Coconut by @oskarblues - http://untp.beer/s/c422486834

I love it. - Drinking a Death By Coconut by @oskarblues - http://untp.beer/s/c408283638

So good - Drinking a Death By Coconut by @oskarblues - http://untp.beer/s/c400274129

Liquid almond joy. This is phenomenal. - Drinking a Death By Coconut @ willow woods park - http://untp.beer/s/c395625204 #photo

@mikesonn meet the "Sonnenorden" cult http://www.mprnews.org/story/2015/12/03/npr-books-death-by-coconut